Transcript:
Gracie: Tia Carmen, do you know any good jokes? Tia Carmen: Gracie, I don't know any jokes... but I know funny stories! Gracie: Tell me a funny story! Gracie: When you were a baby, you pooped your pants... Gracie: I don't like potty humor.
Pharmakeus Ubik over 12 years ago
Good choice, Gracie. Keep it classy.
Templo S.U.D. over 12 years ago
I —a 28-year-old— had… well, you know… did it my pants three times in my adolescence and early adulthood. 1) 2000 church bike hike break and we inner-tubed down a river as a break. When almost done, I had the feeling of going, but didn’t make it to a bathroom in time as we were in the van. 2) 2010-ish where my co-workers had a pizza party and I ate too much. Had to hurry back to the office after an out-of-office errand, but didn’t undo my pants in time when I made it to the bathroom. 3) 2011 coming back home late at night via airplane from Tuscon for a family reunion and plane was desending, but I couldn’t hold it. As soon as I got to the Portland Airport bathroom, my pants already had a mess inside. Had to do late-night laundering at parents’ house before going to bed.
momazilla over 12 years ago
Been there, done that, NO fun.
danlarios over 12 years ago
it stinks
burleigh2 over 12 years ago
Well… you didn’t specify what KIND of stories, did you? ;-)