Baldo by Hector D. Cantú and Carlos Castellanos for February 28, 2016
Transcript:
Boy: Twinkies have a shelf life of, like, 40 years. Man: Did you know "golf" stands for gentlemen only, ladies forbidden. Boy: Yeah, totally. Baldo: Ack...I swallowed my gum. Girl: That's gonna take seven years to digest. Girl: You shouldn't eat cheese before bedtime, it'll give you nightmares. Man: If you sneeze five times, if means you're gonna win the lottery. Dad: Cihspas! Baldo hangs out with the wrong crowd.
The GOLF one sounds plausible.