From (presumably) Martin Mull: “Little sugar-toasted, sugar-frosted, sugar-enriched… bits of sugar. (With just a hint of wheat flavoring to let you know it’s morning.)”
We were never allowed to have any of that heavy sugar-laden breakfast cereal as a kid. Rice Crispies, Wheaties, Quaker Puffed-Wheat/Rice, or Shredded Wheat were the morning cereal staples in our house. Dad liked Grape-Nuts or Corn Flakes – neither of them favorites of mine – although I’d eat the Grape-Nuts but never have liked Corn Flakes, except for use in certain cooking recipes.
So in what year is this supposed to take place? There hasn’t been a cereal with “sugar” in the name for decades (except Alpen No Sugar). And why didn’t he recycle the aluminum can?
When I was a kid, I went through a phase during which I ate chocolate-filled cookies and drank chocolate milk for breakfast. My wise mother let me do it because she knew it wouldn’t last, and it didn’t.
For many years, my breakfast of choice was: steak, eggs, home fries or potato pancakes, fresh bread & butter, washed down with a couple of bottles of good cold ale.
Don’t do the beer-for-breakfast anymore, but still eat a major meal in the morning. Then, a very light lunch or snack in the afternoon and a small but balanced supper.
When I was going to college I would drink “Tab” (Diet Coke was not out yet) for breakfast and other meals. My dad asked how I could do so on a rare day we eating breakfast together – I pointed out caffeine, sweet taste – same as his coffee with artificial sweetener. He thought about it and never questioned it again.
Templo S.U.D. over 3 years ago
of course
LiamG.P over 3 years ago
Rock-cereals.
Egrayjames over 3 years ago
Mountain Dew and a Moon Pie…..or better yet a Mr. Pibb and a sausage biscuit with grape jelly. Don’t laugh…its very popular in the Carolinas!
Michael G. over 3 years ago
Papi needs to monitor the cart when the family is at the supermarket.
ComicsBinger Premium Member over 3 years ago
Coke and Funyuns. Not me, high school kids where I worked ages ago.
TexTech over 3 years ago
Sugar buzzzzzzzz!
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 3 years ago
Are they smaller than Cheerios?
khjalmarj over 3 years ago
I still think Calvin’s “Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs” is the best hyperbolic cereal name.
jrankin1959 over 3 years ago
From (presumably) Martin Mull: “Little sugar-toasted, sugar-frosted, sugar-enriched… bits of sugar. (With just a hint of wheat flavoring to let you know it’s morning.)”
GaryCooper over 3 years ago
It’s still less sugar than was in those cinnamon sweet rolls my family sometimes had for breakfast.
Linguist over 3 years ago
We were never allowed to have any of that heavy sugar-laden breakfast cereal as a kid. Rice Crispies, Wheaties, Quaker Puffed-Wheat/Rice, or Shredded Wheat were the morning cereal staples in our house. Dad liked Grape-Nuts or Corn Flakes – neither of them favorites of mine – although I’d eat the Grape-Nuts but never have liked Corn Flakes, except for use in certain cooking recipes.
j.l.farmer over 3 years ago
i had diet coke and oreos; sounds gross now!
Cactus-Pete over 3 years ago
So in what year is this supposed to take place? There hasn’t been a cereal with “sugar” in the name for decades (except Alpen No Sugar). And why didn’t he recycle the aluminum can?
R. A. Schwartz over 3 years ago
I see Baldo is ready for college life.
Lola85 Premium Member over 3 years ago
When I was a kid, I went through a phase during which I ate chocolate-filled cookies and drank chocolate milk for breakfast. My wise mother let me do it because she knew it wouldn’t last, and it didn’t.
Linguist over 3 years ago
For many years, my breakfast of choice was: steak, eggs, home fries or potato pancakes, fresh bread & butter, washed down with a couple of bottles of good cold ale.
Don’t do the beer-for-breakfast anymore, but still eat a major meal in the morning. Then, a very light lunch or snack in the afternoon and a small but balanced supper.
over 3 years ago
Makes good sense to me.
mikendi over 3 years ago
Pepsi and a BBQ hot link!
mafastore over 3 years ago
When I was going to college I would drink “Tab” (Diet Coke was not out yet) for breakfast and other meals. My dad asked how I could do so on a rare day we eating breakfast together – I pointed out caffeine, sweet taste – same as his coffee with artificial sweetener. He thought about it and never questioned it again.
clarrywat Premium Member over 3 years ago
That will keep him awake for the first two periods.