sᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟ ⚐ ⚐ ⚐ ⚐ MORE SARCASM THAT USUAL! ⚐ ⚐ ⚐ ⚐ ᴇᴅɪᴛɪᴏɴ
Saturday “Why Is Cleo Walking Upright?” Non Solution
1. Top panel: Actress portraying Clara is sending nasty email to her agent for booking her on this gig. Bottom Panel: Actress portraying Clara is @katina.cooper sending email to GoComics expressing skepticism about 2019 target date for rollout of new Sherpa platform.
2. Top: Claude’s “hair” is from failed attempt at Hair Club for Men membership. Bottom: Cheapskate C&C producers refuse to pay Club membership fee; steal antennae from prop room of My Favorite Martian instead.
3. Top: Framed photo at top right is rare Ansel Adams color photo of Vermillion Cliffs of the Grand Staircase of the Colorado Plateau, in northern Arizona. Bottom: Photo is @nighthawks poor attempt to recreate New Riders of the Purplie Sage album cover for Keep On Keepin’ On, the twelfth studio album by that most underappreciated of country rock band.
4. Top: Cleo is striding confidently toward her audition for the role of Marshal Will Kane in the all canine modern updated remake of High Noon. Bottom: Cleo is looking forward to a friendly conversation with the evil cat next door.
5. Top: Claude is attempting to change TV channel with handheld remote bazooka launch device (hilarity ensues). Bottom: Claude is changing channel to Fox News coverage of President’s speech on deploying Bassets with bazookas to Mexican border as cheaper alternative to wall.
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sᴘᴇᴄɪᴀʟ ⚐ ⚐ ⚐ ⚐ MORE SARCASM THAT USUAL! ⚐ ⚐ ⚐ ⚐ ᴇᴅɪᴛɪᴏɴ
Saturday “Why Is Cleo Walking Upright?” Non Solution
1. Top panel: Actress portraying Clara is sending nasty email to her agent for booking her on this gig. Bottom Panel: Actress portraying Clara is @katina.cooper sending email to GoComics expressing skepticism about 2019 target date for rollout of new Sherpa platform.
2. Top: Claude’s “hair” is from failed attempt at Hair Club for Men membership. Bottom: Cheapskate C&C producers refuse to pay Club membership fee; steal antennae from prop room of My Favorite Martian instead.
3. Top: Framed photo at top right is rare Ansel Adams color photo of Vermillion Cliffs of the Grand Staircase of the Colorado Plateau, in northern Arizona. Bottom: Photo is @nighthawks poor attempt to recreate New Riders of the Purplie Sage album cover for Keep On Keepin’ On, the twelfth studio album by that most underappreciated of country rock band.
4. Top: Cleo is striding confidently toward her audition for the role of Marshal Will Kane in the all canine modern updated remake of High Noon. Bottom: Cleo is looking forward to a friendly conversation with the evil cat next door.
5. Top: Claude is attempting to change TV channel with handheld remote bazooka launch device (hilarity ensues). Bottom: Claude is changing channel to Fox News coverage of President’s speech on deploying Bassets with bazookas to Mexican border as cheaper alternative to wall.
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