Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for August 29, 2013

I bet Myrna is also wearing half a gallon of perfume, too.

To be followed by a severe stab in the back by a small novella and finished of with a stab from a tightly rolled haiku poem of his own devise.: TalkingA phone stuck into her earI hope she goes deaf

Hi everybody…….. um…. everybody?

Anybody?

Oh… Fenton… there you are……

Elvis is out back….I’m bringing in groceries….Did some late shopping out in Western Ballard County…..

Really?Allen?

That nice Allen who sometimes sits there reading all afternoon in the back booth?

With a book?Are you sure Myrna isn’t making that up?

I can’t imagine Allen threatening anyb….Well, yes, she IS annoying…But Allen?

she looks pretty well fed. better go with something in a reference volume; don’t wanna just wound her

(magazine cover and inside articles)

Ballard Life Magazine

The Pack Incident

Not Walkers, But Riders

Distractions and Entanglements

High Chief, Trooper and Benny

Scooter, He Is Legend

Little Miss Millie High Maintenance and Good Golly Miss Molly

Canine News and Feline Aviation

I am reminded of the Joe Walsh song Shut Up. Unfortunately, I can’t post the link from the office.

bev, I did not get to see the pictures. Both IE and Firefox were rather slow for me last night. And I wanted to see the Red Sox game from the comfort of my recliner. By the time the game was over, it was time to tucky uppy.

Right on her neighborhood scuttlebutt!

He is reading a murder mystery and is to the part where the girl is killed from behind while yammering on her cell phone.Literary prose meets real life.

……Must be War & Peace….

Realy, its not all her fault. It’s so hard texting with her artheritous. And she has so much to say…

The citizens of Ballard Street all seem very oriented towards violence as a means of resolving differences. I’m glad to see that some of the dogs (introduced here by Bev) are competing in swing dancing. Ling’s poetic answers are also more to my liking.

I read all of these editions of Stel’s last night and I still think she should write to Jerry Van Amerongen and offer to be editor of his next anthology. if she submitted some of her recent compilations, he might consider it but I do not pretend to entirely understand the artistic mindset of others.

Thanks, Red !!

We haven’t connected for a long time! How’s the job search going?

StEL….!!!yer ’mazing!!!!

I just went in and enabled practicaly everything, but no….What the Heck did the guy put on here? I got a bad virus once, but this is rediculous.

gnite ya’ll…hava happy happy happy laber door day…!!!Bat pugs in charje… an teh folks that nedd ta noes where teh keys are awlreddy nose… (even Ms B)… nanners on teh fridge ar fresh… grinder lubed an reddy fur akshun…an inna wok inn kooler we gots…147# yak ribs…278# yak stakes…387 yak links…27# yak jerky…an a freezer burned korn dog wit SteLs name onnit…SuSun’s bringin sum key lyme pyes…save wun fer me pleeze…Ahl try ta chek in, mehbee buy Toosdey…Toodals…~munky8())

…a freezer burned korn dog??

@Happy, the dog in glasses looks just seriously annoyed – Too cute! (of course I know you prefer the bunny). I shared another sketch of Cuddles (that I still have not finished to hang as a Warhol series) at Dog eat Doug today.

I asked the guy why he slugged the seer while she was laughing at her crystal ball; he said he always wanted to strike a happy medium.

Ernie should the books and not Myrna, although I’d be inclined to throw the book at any

Obviously I am to dozy to make any sense here. Not that I ever do. But I’m going to say good night before I fall off the bed, I mean fall asleep, darn these meds anyway.

Good night BALLARDEERS.

G’night Shika.

I guess I missed saying have a great weekend to the Monkey…. but I can still say it to the rest of you….when the time comes.

On MY calendar, we still have a whole Friday first.

Spaghetti-western – now I’m hungry.

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War and Peace, Allen. Go big or go home.

Good morning Balladeers and Tigressy!!