Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for February 04, 2014

Yellow pages, Russell.

When your world is falling down around your ears, call:Ballard Construction and Bootery" their motto: We’ll Walk You Through It.

Russell is about to encounter his own personal debt ceiling.

Maybe it’s a good night for him to get plastered.

If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it…

“Now how did that happen?”

Well and truly plastered.

Home Damages

Home Repair Attempts

Home Repairs— Project Failures

Home Repairs—Looking the Part

Furniture and Accessories—Just for Napping

Naps…Anytime…Anywhere

Naps:Sharing a Nap Spot

LOL! : D

“Roof!” says Sparky.

Upstairs Sprinkles the cat has just awoke and jumped off the bed on to the floor.Sparky says “I told you the cat is too fat.”

Me too. It takes fourteen turkey’s and a really nimble ferret to change the lighthouse lights.

@ Susan((((((HUG)))))

I have patched quite a few ceilings and walls in my time (depending on age of the house, either drywall or plaster over lath). One was due to X-husband’s reaction to a heart box of Valentine chocolates that he saw when picking up the kids- he threw a heavy metal statue.

Well Russell its looks like plan “B” just went through the roof, no pun intended. And considering plan “A” never got off the couch, I would say you are in some deep dodo. Rusty Boy may not be a mind reader, but he can read the writing on the wall. Its twelve twenty, Shirley will be home at one ten, better have a list ready and be on your best behavior. Try not to say too much. You have thirty minutes to clean up and twenty minutes to calm down. Sure am glad I’m not you. In fact I would rather do my taxes, get a root canal and hit my thumb with a sixteen ounce framing hammer than go through the pain and suffering on your menu.

That one is a winner DOG SNIFF.

Night all…

BEV, I think the perfect thing to follow a Yak-Yak-Dak-Dak is a Tic-Tac from a knick-knak, don’t you think?

And on that note, I will say,

GOOD NIGHT BALLARD DEARS!

Roscoe is asking himself: “How is he going to try to blame me for this?”

Wishing well, Timmy…

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