+++++++++ATTENSHUN+++++++++++Teh followin is a tessed of teh Ballerd COuntey AMergency Skwerel Warning Alurt Monitoring Sistem (AMSkWAMS). If this wuz an ackshwal merjency you wood bin direkted to teh nearest TIKI shellter ware you are rekwired to: 1) Provide foto ID2) Show em yer nuts3) Wate further instrukshuns Repeet: This haz bin a tesst of teh BC AMSkWAM; we now retern you to yer norml skedjul….
+++++++++ATTENSHUN+++++++++++Teh followin is a tessed of teh Ballerd COuntey AMergency Skwerel Warning Alurt Monitoring Sistem (AMSkWAMS). If this wuz an ackshwal merjency you wood bin direkted to teh nearest TIKI shellter ware you are rekwired to: 1) Provide foto ID2) Show em yer nuts3) Wate further instrukshuns Repeet: This haz bin a tesst of teh BC AMSkWAM; we now retern you to yer norml skedjul….