Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for June 13, 2017

Must have been a hard day, their tails are dragging.

Sara and Shel have always been quite the pair. Their grandkids just love them to death. Their grandkids parents, on the other hand, …………..

They seem to be trying to be friendly, but the neighbors don’t get them. They must be on a boring block. We know that in other parts of Ballard, there are plenty of fun-lovers who would embrace them as neighbors, tails and all.

Maybe they need a dog.

Looks like they’ve been having their own tail gator party.

They felt the need to discourage followers.

Well, the Sibleys have always been a competative lot. And they added the technology in their rear ends so they have less drag.

Sara and Shel are just waving good bye to the neighbors that are having to eat their dust as they extend their lead in Dragon Race.

They are not street legal which is why they are on the sidewalk.

There’s gotta be a tie in with the Portland Dragon boat races here, but I can’t think of it.

Are those made by gator-aid?

They like it when you answer the inevitable question, “Does this make my butt look big?” with an affirmative.

Ask them who their tailor is…

Polkadot tail with checked pants.

Once again a male on Ballard Streat has made a fashion faux pax.

Well! What a croc…

Is that all it takes??

I should think it’s actually the other way around…

Sara’s just waiting for Shel’s wheels to lock, so she can tell everyone he’s got a reptile dysfunction.

There’s a lot of people running around Ballard looking for a little tail.

( o.k. somebody had to say what y’all were thinking ! )

The Neighbors are perfectly fine with even more distance.