Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for March 22, 2021

The party goers took a vote and it was unanimous: No they aren’t.

No party is ever ready for Stewart. But he comes in anyway.

I suddenly remember I left the stove on….or something like that.

Stewart is simply Too Good for the Hood, Too Cool for the School, Too Rad for the Pad, Too Neat for the Street, Too Great for the State, etc., etc., etc.

Stewart (the closet introvert) has to take half an hour to build up his self-confidence to even enter the party.

Looks like Stew is bagging Criswell’s style.

Hit the spot! Roll that drum! It’s STEWART!!!

Are you quite ready for the party?

Reminds me of a certain star quarterback who came into our college bar with a “Girls, here I am” attitude. He was ignored.

A legend in his own t̶i̶m̶e̶ mind…

Oy

♬ He’s so vain, he probably thinks this song is about him ♬

Well, he is rocking that bowtie.

I always liked cuff links

He’s looking suave in his tuxedo, but his conceit is over shadowing it all!

Stewart is seriously thinking social events on Ballard St are no longer the extravaganzas he has come to expect.

His hair was… perfect!

(Well, it ought to be, it cost $349.95!)

He does win tallest hair.

His caricatures are SO accurate!

Stewart’s an idjit

Drink in hand, Stewart procedes to get stewed.

The life of the party in his own mind. Sleeping under a table by ten.

Look out, Ladies.

The party is not ready for Stewart’s hair.

The party is ready for Stewart. You can tell because it’s coming to an end.

He looks like he is ready to embrace an evening of Liberace and Lawrence Welk.

I can’t imagine it is at all ready for him.