It wasn’t really Jerome’s fault, Ethel sabotaged it.
And you can tell that just by looking at her face. Jerome is gonna wonder just how did it happen for a very long time. Shh, don’t tell him.
Of course Ethel did not like that vase, so she rigged that shelf to fail. Sadly the vase survived.
Time to call in CSI: Ballard Street
Crappy Shelf Investigations.
Factory-made, so SK can’t be blamed.
… and the “Queen” responds with a look/sense of Awe (? “Aw”) …
… but it’s not an “Aw – that’s too bad.” It’s more like an “Aw, isn’t that nice.”
It’s obvious that the shelf was too close to the one above it.
Could it be that the shelf got ‘clocked’ by trying to fit things that were too tall.
Well that’s on shelf that won’t need dusting. Now what to do with the others…
No one should be that shef-ish.
Snerks
What, no bookshelves?
Before now, The Shelving King had only worried about his infrastructure…
(⚆﹏ʖ ⚆) ⤵️
Quick.. pull out that slide rule and calculate the fix. And.. be sure to use union labor with the repair.
Those chinks are too heavy for shelves. (I have no idea what that means.)
The safety nut in me doesn’t like the shelf with candles directly below another shelf.
On the bright side, it was the lowest shelf, imagine if a upper one came down upon the others !
Ethel is quite pleased with the shelf malfunction. She hopes to replicate it tomorrow.
oldpine52 almost 3 years ago
It wasn’t really Jerome’s fault, Ethel sabotaged it.
LastRoseOfSummer 1 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
And you can tell that just by looking at her face. Jerome is gonna wonder just how did it happen for a very long time. Shh, don’t tell him.
DennisinSeattle almost 3 years ago
Of course Ethel did not like that vase, so she rigged that shelf to fail. Sadly the vase survived.
Bilan almost 3 years ago
Time to call in CSI: Ballard Street
Crappy Shelf Investigations.
whahoppened almost 3 years ago
Factory-made, so SK can’t be blamed.
Doug K almost 3 years ago
… and the “Queen” responds with a look/sense of Awe (? “Aw”) …
… but it’s not an “Aw – that’s too bad.” It’s more like an “Aw, isn’t that nice.”
HappyDog/ᵀʳʸ ᴮᵒᶻᵒ ⁴ ᵗʰᵉ ᶠᵘⁿ ᵒᶠ ᶦᵗ Premium Member almost 3 years ago
It’s obvious that the shelf was too close to the one above it.
James Deveney Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Could it be that the shelf got ‘clocked’ by trying to fit things that were too tall.
rhpii almost 3 years ago
Well that’s on shelf that won’t need dusting. Now what to do with the others…
Jeffin Premium Member almost 3 years ago
No one should be that shef-ish.
Plods with ...™ almost 3 years ago
Snerks
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 3 years ago
What, no bookshelves?
ChessPirate almost 3 years ago
Before now, The Shelving King had only worried about his infrastructure…
(⚆﹏ʖ ⚆) ⤵️
Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Quick.. pull out that slide rule and calculate the fix. And.. be sure to use union labor with the repair.
mistercatworks almost 3 years ago
Those chinks are too heavy for shelves. (I have no idea what that means.)
dfischer348 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
The safety nut in me doesn’t like the shelf with candles directly below another shelf.
christelisbetty almost 3 years ago
On the bright side, it was the lowest shelf, imagine if a upper one came down upon the others !
Shikamoo Premium Member almost 3 years ago
Ethel is quite pleased with the shelf malfunction. She hopes to replicate it tomorrow.