Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for October 03, 2022

Ted’s neighbors wish that he orbit Neptune.

Don’t be fooled. Ted IS the center of things. Just ask him.

Considering that summer is now over, he can pull his wagon into his garage and SHUT UP… do you know how hard it is to read the paper with somebody singing Broadway, out of tune and with the wrong lyrics.

Ted is way out there – meeting his fans – and making new ones.

Ted has months to fill before the next Mardi Gras.

His therapist told him to try coming out of his shell, and he ran with it.

Good morning Balladeers, (((((Plods))))) and Miss Susan, wherever you are.

Give Ted credit.. there is a large fringe audience on Ballard St. that really appreciate Ted’s movement.

I didn’t know anyone would have so many pennants…rah rah sis boom baaah!

Liber-Achy? Evel Kink-Kneevil? R-Oop All?

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Ted has always been a little off center.

Off, off, off … off, off-Broadway

The Magical Mystery Tour

Is coming to take you away

Coming to take you away

The Magical Mystery Tour

Is dying to take you away

Dying to take you away

Take you today

…and on a grand scale. Keep up the good work Ted. The alternative is a black hole.

A typical TED talk