Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for February 15, 2023

Nothing sartorial

His special power? being able to wear that costume in public without dying of embarrassment.

Scaring small children…

thinking to myself: that’s not underwear, that’s not underwear, that’s not underwear….

“Can’t you tell from my headgear? I’m Folded Paper Airplane Man!”

Wait!!! Who is asking whom??? We eagerly await her answer!

Fashion sense.

Well, I can ascend tall buildings in a single elevator for one thing.

Good morning Balladeers.

He can open a pickle jar without banging on the lid with a knife.

Going to Walmart.

He can change a solid to a gas without technology.

Irresistible to the ladies. Those thighs are a real turn on to the fairer sex.

Yes, tell us! What will your special powers be?

Making the bad guys laugh so hard, they can’t stand up…

Viral YouTube Star…

Politics…

I can’t unsee this…

A tingly “fashion sense”. :)

Maybe it’s invisibility! Wearing that Speedo, everybody is going to pretend they don’t see him.

Stereophonic flatulence.

His special power is that he belongs on Ballard Street.

He can leap sidewalk cracks in a single bound. It’s absurd, it’s insane. It’s Ballard Man Duck Louise

Ahhhhh, the power of revulsion?

Check his meds, somebody! :)

Aerodynamic headgear and humor. The bad guys will die laughing.