Nothing sartorial
His special power? being able to wear that costume in public without dying of embarrassment.
Scaring small children…
thinking to myself: that’s not underwear, that’s not underwear, that’s not underwear….
“Can’t you tell from my headgear? I’m Folded Paper Airplane Man!”
Wait!!! Who is asking whom??? We eagerly await her answer!
Fashion sense.
Well, I can ascend tall buildings in a single elevator for one thing.
Good morning Balladeers.
He can open a pickle jar without banging on the lid with a knife.
Going to Walmart.
He can change a solid to a gas without technology.
Yes, tell us! What will your special powers be?
Making the bad guys laugh so hard, they can’t stand up…
Viral YouTube Star…
Politics…
I can’t unsee this…
A tingly “fashion sense”. :)
Maybe it’s invisibility! Wearing that Speedo, everybody is going to pretend they don’t see him.
Stereophonic flatulence.
His special power is that he belongs on Ballard Street.
He can leap sidewalk cracks in a single bound. It’s absurd, it’s insane. It’s Ballard Man Duck Louise
Ahhhhh, the power of revulsion?
Check his meds, somebody! :)
Aerodynamic headgear and humor. The bad guys will die laughing.
C almost 2 years ago
Nothing sartorial
oldpine52 almost 2 years ago
His special power? being able to wear that costume in public without dying of embarrassment.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Scaring small children…
seanfear almost 2 years ago
thinking to myself: that’s not underwear, that’s not underwear, that’s not underwear….
Prof. Mementomori's Traveling Reincarnation Show almost 2 years ago
“Can’t you tell from my headgear? I’m Folded Paper Airplane Man!”
Farside99 almost 2 years ago
Wait!!! Who is asking whom??? We eagerly await her answer!
some idiot from R'lyeh Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Fashion sense.
Kaputnik almost 2 years ago
Well, I can ascend tall buildings in a single elevator for one thing.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Good morning Balladeers.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member almost 2 years ago
He can open a pickle jar without banging on the lid with a knife.
Baucuva almost 2 years ago
Going to Walmart.
MeGoNow Premium Member almost 2 years ago
He can change a solid to a gas without technology.
Alberta Oil Premium Member almost 2 years ago
ladykat almost 2 years ago
Yes, tell us! What will your special powers be?
ChessPirate almost 2 years ago
Making the bad guys laugh so hard, they can’t stand up…
Viral YouTube Star…
Politics…
Zebrastripes almost 2 years ago
I can’t unsee this…
mistercatworks almost 2 years ago
A tingly “fashion sense”. :)
CccComics4me almost 2 years ago
Maybe it’s invisibility! Wearing that Speedo, everybody is going to pretend they don’t see him.
Frank Burns Eats Worms almost 2 years ago
Stereophonic flatulence.
Bilan almost 2 years ago
His special power is that he belongs on Ballard Street.
BigBoy almost 2 years ago
He can leap sidewalk cracks in a single bound. It’s absurd, it’s insane. It’s Ballard Man Duck Louise
ArcticFox Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Ahhhhh, the power of revulsion?
Impkins Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Check his meds, somebody! :)
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member almost 2 years ago
Aerodynamic headgear and humor. The bad guys will die laughing.