Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for May 03, 2023

And Bob’s your uncle

The rest of the neighborhood is caught up with nausea at the sight of it.

The pigeons are waiting for their chance to get caught up as well.

He doesnt know but, ….as soon as he leaves a flock of pigeons come and..well, you know. We’ll come back for his reaction to the desecration later.

It’s a nice monument! But, but, Bob is not dead!

Bob is his own greatest fan (and cheerleader).

A testimony to the power of positive self-aggrandizement.

The neighbours are planning a tombstone monument for Bob.

Bob took that Salesman of the Year award seriously.

Aaahh, There I am, ME.

It’s an uncanny likeness – even the statue’s feet are stuck in the mud (like Bob)…

Did you do that, Bob?

Hey , that’s not a bad idea .

Until the birds crap all over it….LOL

Now Bob can admire himself whenever egos out.

Good morning Balladeers!

Nice sculpture Bob, I wish I could get one done of myself.

He should really extend the fence to make room for that big rectangular hole.

The Leaning Tower of “Bob”?

It is located at Nutso Avenue south of Ballard Street!

J. R. “Bob” Dobbs? Sure why not.

Bob’s so full of himself there’s two of him.

That was one great door-to-door salesman.

Bob… The man. The myth. The legend.