It really depends on what the directions are for. Maybe our protagonist suffers from an abundance of tightly compacted ear wax that he wants to dislodge.
Next page: how to remove water from your ears. 1. Remove hose and attach air compressor hose at same location. 2. Turn on the valve. 3. Finish drying by putting a towel in one ear and pulling it out the other. 4. If the towel comes out your nose, repeat step 3.
seanfear about 1 year ago
specially if he’s hiding in the sewers
oldpine52 about 1 year ago
Jacob is into do-it-yourself brain washing…and believe me, his brain is in great need of being washed.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 1 year ago
It’s okay, there’s nothing in there that could get hurt….or wet.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member about 1 year ago
It really depends on what the directions are for. Maybe our protagonist suffers from an abundance of tightly compacted ear wax that he wants to dislodge.
DennisinSeattle Premium Member about 1 year ago
It will just flow out the other side.
ArcticFox Premium Member about 1 year ago
Excessive earwax? Insufficient gray matter? Both? Be sure to ask your doctor about “Superflush”.
Doug K about 1 year ago
Directions for what?
Farside99 about 1 year ago
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purepaul Premium Member about 1 year ago
Let me guess. He’s going to hear Niagara Falls.
morningglory73 Premium Member about 1 year ago
LOL OMG.
[Traveler] Premium Member about 1 year ago
He’s trying to rid himself of an ear worm
ladykat about 1 year ago
That’s going to hurt.
rhpii about 1 year ago
Next page: how to remove water from your ears. 1. Remove hose and attach air compressor hose at same location. 2. Turn on the valve. 3. Finish drying by putting a towel in one ear and pulling it out the other. 4. If the towel comes out your nose, repeat step 3.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 1 year ago
Good morning Balladeers!
General Trelane (Ret.) Premium Member about 1 year ago
He should have kept his ear to the ground .
ChessPirate about 1 year ago
“Wax on… Wax off…”
Alberta Oil Premium Member about 1 year ago
I hope he used a fresh washer to prevent leaks.
Zebrastripes about 1 year ago
A new meaning to brainwashing!
Bilan about 1 year ago
First they say you can’t put q-tips in your ears. Now they say you can’t put a hose? What next?
New! Tiffany & Co. Stuffed Crust Dessert Necklace™ about 1 year ago
Step 3: Move hose back and forth between ears like mental floss…
Chris Sherlock about 1 year ago
Hopefully, he got a receipt.
Shikamoo Premium Member about 1 year ago
He won’t need to worry about getting hosed after this.