Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for July 10, 2023

specially if he’s hiding in the sewers

Jacob is into do-it-yourself brain washing…and believe me, his brain is in great need of being washed.

It’s okay, there’s nothing in there that could get hurt….or wet.

It really depends on what the directions are for. Maybe our protagonist suffers from an abundance of tightly compacted ear wax that he wants to dislodge.

It will just flow out the other side.

Excessive earwax? Insufficient gray matter? Both? Be sure to ask your doctor about “Superflush”.

Directions for what?

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Let me guess. He’s going to hear Niagara Falls.

LOL OMG.

He’s trying to rid himself of an ear worm

That’s going to hurt.

Next page: how to remove water from your ears. 1. Remove hose and attach air compressor hose at same location. 2. Turn on the valve. 3. Finish drying by putting a towel in one ear and pulling it out the other. 4. If the towel comes out your nose, repeat step 3.

Good morning Balladeers!

He should have kept his ear to the ground .

“Wax on… Wax off…”

I hope he used a fresh washer to prevent leaks.

A new meaning to brainwashing!

First they say you can’t put q-tips in your ears. Now they say you can’t put a hose? What next?

Step 3: Move hose back and forth between ears like mental floss…

Hopefully, he got a receipt.

He won’t need to worry about getting hosed after this.