Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for September 27, 2023

School of hard knocks

Jerome is sorry that he ever got Allison interested in sports.

give him a break, Allison.

Jerome is sorry, period.

And she probably beat him while still wearing her pearls and high heels.

His pugilistic skills appear to be somewhat lacking.

He has “something else” to do – he has no spar time.

“Not tonight, dear. I have a headache.”

Punch drunk on love

Allison, have pity.

Good morning Balladeers!

I wonder what happened to his face.

“AAADRIIAANNN!! … Er, I mean AAALLIISSSOOONNN!!”

“Just take the Remote, I’m a broken man…”

“Your pugilistic stance on the issues has rendered me completely disinterested in engaging with you…”

He’s just a bout had enough!!

Maybe try something else tonight, Scrabble?

“Honey, I already gave at the office.”

Allison must be a tough cookie in bed……..

The first rule of marriage Club …

“But the welterweight competition is tomorrow and I need to practice.”

I wonder if he even has a choice in the matter!

Most are OK with a slight paddling.

allison’s still a knockout…

now that’s foreplay

Arnie looks a little like Rocky Balboa, but I doubt he’ll ever achieve such fame in the ring. Allison might though.