Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for October 12, 2023

keep it shut, dude. You want your omelette, don’t you?

That’s one heck of a curve ‘ball’ Arlene has.

He’s lucky he didn’t get it upside his head like he did with that cherry pie. All he said that time was that her crust would come in handy to fix the hole in the back porch floor.

Down to two eggs. I hope he gets some bacon!

Well, the yolk’s on him!

(One hour and nobody made that lame joke yet?)

Fortunately for him, he decided to heed the “warning” shot.

Lucky for Allen his wife’s aim was a tad off.

I know that feeling! But then I would have to clean it up.

Good morning Balladeers!

I’m not surprised, the way he kept egging her on…

Wall, look at that!

(¬_¬)

she thinks " omelleting this go no more" good for her

Suddenly, she lost control of her flipping arm

I have feeling that, if he does not clean up the mess, next time he will have a no-egg omelette.

Funny! Missed! Must be a duck egg.

do they have an animal hanging in the window??

If Allan’s snippy attitude continues the frying pan is coming next.

Allen got the eggs ‘cause he was crackin’ wise.

Never, NEVER, NEVER, pi$$ off the cook!!!

He’s lucky he didn’t get it actually delivered, early.

Omelette? Looks more like a mad scramble to me…

considering the price of eggs these days, she must’ve been really miffed…

van Amerongen cracks me up!