I’m sorry but today’s strip is scientific impossible. Margie’s um, girth will sink the cushion down to the point where Milton would be squeezed flat. And since he is not answering, I’m afraid that is what happened. We have a Miltonpancake. Alas, I knew him well.
Milton is at Harry’s Bar and Used Clothing Outfitter. That’s where he got the pants and shoes to make it look like he was still under the couch. Margie is going to be ticked when she learns his legs were from her favorite broom.
Yakety Sax 11 months ago
Till all the RPMs are gone.
oldpine52 11 months ago
Milton will stay where is is until Margie gets down on her hands and knees and begs him…begs him to come out from under the sofa and fight like a man.
DennisinSeattle Premium Member 11 months ago
Until Margie gets up so he can escape.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member 11 months ago
I’m sorry but today’s strip is scientific impossible. Margie’s um, girth will sink the cushion down to the point where Milton would be squeezed flat. And since he is not answering, I’m afraid that is what happened. We have a Miltonpancake. Alas, I knew him well.
Liverlips McCracken Premium Member 11 months ago
Oh my. I fear his disengagement is permanent.
ArcticFox Premium Member 11 months ago
His mental problems are couched in secrecy.
seanfear 11 months ago
once you get up…
P51Strega 11 months ago
Milton is finding it hard to adjust to retirement from Ballard Garage and Sushi factory.
Lenavid 11 months ago
As long as it takes.
[Traveler] Premium Member 11 months ago
He’s making an adjustment to her crank shaft
rhpii 11 months ago
Milton is at Harry’s Bar and Used Clothing Outfitter. That’s where he got the pants and shoes to make it look like he was still under the couch. Margie is going to be ticked when she learns his legs were from her favorite broom.
Dry and Dusty Premium Member 11 months ago
Good morning Balladeers!
ChessPirate 11 months ago
There once was a fella named Milton,
who was sick of those windmills he’s tiltin’.
It was all so darned lame, so disengaging from same.
To the space in the couch he done built-in…
Frank Burns Eats Worms 11 months ago
This is where Milton feels most settees.
mistercatworks 11 months ago
Every question means he has to start over.
morningglory73 Premium Member 11 months ago
Maybe if she stands up he can get out.
Alberta Oil Premium Member 11 months ago
Upholsterers have odd ways to check the sag of the cushion.
Mike Baldwin creator 11 months ago
It was a little muffled but I believe his response was, spring.
WCraft Premium Member 11 months ago
2025?
Bilan 11 months ago
He can’t “disengage” until she gets off the coach.
Impkins Premium Member 11 months ago
Where are his striped socks and his red shoes??? :)
Chris Sherlock 11 months ago
Alas! I fear there may be no further disengagements in Milton’s future.