Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for February 21, 2024

Watch out for sudden gusts!

The truth of the matter is that Doris won’t let him in the house after eating double bean burritos.

Someone should tell him that on line banking is a thing now. He won’t make a mess and be confined to the porch.

I guess its better than doing your business on the lawn.

He’s pretty stoop’id if he thinks that’s a porch.

Hope I never get to that point. Not that 2023 was easy, but I don’t let strangers see the details.

If Tony really wanted to be seen as a reliable executor of his household duties, he might be a bit more diligent in picking up Scooter’s doodies before someone steps in them.

Good morning Balladeers!

Tony’s an architectural stickler:

“Visitors to the vestibule, friends to the foyer”.

And creditors get the cellar.. .along with any door-to-door sellers.

This is far better than last week when Tony wanted to be viewed as a Superhero – something many of us are trying to unsee.

And it’s quite a coincidence that Bill does his muscle “Tone-ees” on the porch…

(≖_ʖ ≖)

Hey, what’s Tony doing on his porch? He looks like he’s a very good reliable executor guy. Ooouuu.

Doris kicked him out because of his household doodies.

Yup.. that will do it. Boys at the Pulley’s & Such will bring it up at the next meeting for sure and the ladies at the Ballard ST hair place are already discussing it. Fame and fortune is bound to follow.

He could use his head as a paperweight on windy days.

Tony has that smug, satisfied smile (nay, smirk) that his chequing account balanced to the penny …

tony muses to himself, i stoop to conquer…

Very astoop observation.