If you’re going to run with the big dogs, Ronnie – you need to get off the porch. Not that you’ll run very fast in those wing tips when the dogs start chasing you.
The only times he even comes close is when one of his body parts convinces all his other body parts to form a cohesive, motivated unit to get him quickly to the bathroom…
seanfear about 2 months ago
may I suggest Frankenstein
oldpine52 about 2 months ago
Ice cream and hot fudge is what really motivates him.
Farside99 about 2 months ago
But his brain is still not ready to go along with the idea.
Jesy Bertz Premium Member about 2 months ago
Hmm, it appears he’s got some work to do.
Bilan about 2 months ago
Thinking of motivation usually ends up leaving it in the planning stage.
Last Rose Of Summer Premium Member about 2 months ago
Nah that won’t work.. they aren’t used to working in unison and Ronnie would just end up breaking something.
Doug K about 2 months ago
It’s never happened before … but it’s nice to have a dream …
Who knows? … maybe some day …
Tigressy about 2 months ago
A body-shop won’t help.
Pocosdad about 2 months ago
He’s got his cardboard inserts in place. That’s a start.
-Saint- about 2 months ago
If you’re going to run with the big dogs, Ronnie – you need to get off the porch. Not that you’ll run very fast in those wing tips when the dogs start chasing you.
P51Strega about 2 months ago
His body parts organized a long time ago. They formed a union and went on strike.
well-i-never about 2 months ago
That’s how I got the lawn done.
morningglory73 Premium Member about 2 months ago
My body parts want to get up and go but my energy got up and went.
ChessPirate about 2 months ago
His body parts have other ideas…
The only times he even comes close is when one of his body parts convinces all his other body parts to form a cohesive, motivated unit to get him quickly to the bathroom…
Frank Burns Eats Worms about 2 months ago
It’s gonna be hard with that Ronnie nose.
ladykat about 2 months ago
I think about that every day.
Alberta Oil Premium Member about 2 months ago
That’s one of those projects that last a lifetime and take full advantage of that word.. procrastinate.
MuddyUSA Premium Member about 2 months ago
Yes….but not too soon……
Dry and Dusty Premium Member about 2 months ago
Good morning Balladeers and Tigressy!
SheMc about 2 months ago
maybe tomorrow!
marilynnbyerly about 2 months ago
Mother Nature did that already. Only human stubbornness and old age can change that.
Mike Baldwin creator about 2 months ago
Ronnie is Working The Angles.
mistercatworks about 2 months ago
Ah, yes, the jai alai of the mind.
rhpii about 2 months ago
Anything remotely functional will be an improvement.
ArcticFox Premium Member about 2 months ago
Then he can become a Unitarian.
Shikamoo Premium Member about 2 months ago
Ronnie hasn’t had cohesive thought in years. Why start now?
Shikamoo Premium Member about 2 months ago
Good evening, Ballard Dears!