Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for August 02, 2024

may I suggest Frankenstein

Ice cream and hot fudge is what really motivates him.

But his brain is still not ready to go along with the idea.

Hmm, it appears he’s got some work to do.

Thinking of motivation usually ends up leaving it in the planning stage.

Nah that won’t work.. they aren’t used to working in unison and Ronnie would just end up breaking something.

It’s never happened before … but it’s nice to have a dream …

Who knows? … maybe some day …

A body-shop won’t help.

He’s got his cardboard inserts in place. That’s a start.

If you’re going to run with the big dogs, Ronnie – you need to get off the porch. Not that you’ll run very fast in those wing tips when the dogs start chasing you.

His body parts organized a long time ago. They formed a union and went on strike.

That’s how I got the lawn done.

My body parts want to get up and go but my energy got up and went.

His body parts have other ideas…

The only times he even comes close is when one of his body parts convinces all his other body parts to form a cohesive, motivated unit to get him quickly to the bathroom…

It’s gonna be hard with that Ronnie nose.

I think about that every day.

That’s one of those projects that last a lifetime and take full advantage of that word.. procrastinate.

Yes….but not too soon……

Good morning Balladeers and Tigressy!

maybe tomorrow!

Mother Nature did that already. Only human stubbornness and old age can change that.

Ronnie is Working The Angles.

Ah, yes, the jai alai of the mind.

Anything remotely functional will be an improvement.

Then he can become a Unitarian.

Ronnie hasn’t had cohesive thought in years. Why start now?

Good evening, Ballard Dears!