Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for October 24, 2024

Tap your heels together three times and Bob’s your uncle

Not all who wander are lost.

And more and more his wife, Jill, doesn’t care as long as he’s out of the house.

One day you forget why you came into the room, and the next day you forget who you are.

I can relate.

I feel your pain. Bob. I’ve been lost since 1978.

He just may be right. Bob looks a little too normal to be on Ballard St.

Removing all doors in the house helps your memory.

Bob’s wife is his chief auditor.

Bob needs some alibis.

The IRS has a similar issue with Bob’s “accounting”.

Ballard Street Lost and Found would be an interesting reality show.

Good morning Balladeers!

The main reason he stays home……

You’re in the wrong house, Bob!

Bob’s been like this for five years, or thereabouts.

needs one a them dog tracking gps collars…

Is poor Bob getting the Big D(ementia)?

That’s true, it is hard to tell where Bob is most of the time.

Just one.. of the hazards of retiring. You’re a member of a very large club Bob.

Good thing his ankle monitor produces regular reports.

He does seem a bit lost :(

Where was he on the night of June 3rd, 1985?

His inserts have deflated. :)

Given the perplexed look on his face, I know people like that. They’re often also not too sure about their company.

Likely because There’s no accounting for Bob’s whereabouts.

Bob seems to be following in my footsteps.

Bob wonders if the flowers can tell him where he is. Are they forget-me-nots?

Good evening, Ballard Dears!

more and more, bob’s less and less together…