Ballard Street by Jerry Van Amerongen for December 25, 2024

seems they were forgeries

Larry was willing to sacrifice his collection in order to drive off the rapping Christmas caroler’s.

Merry Christmas to all those on Ballard St., and to those who visit there.

Larry is stoned.

Merry Christmas, Ballard Dears!

Merry Christmas old ( and new) friends. No matter what, I love living in this weird and wonderful town….. …ok I said it, do I get my present now?

For those collecting rocks, we saluuuuuuute you!!

Larry is no longer pleased with his rock collection.

“They’ve been taking me for granite…”

TODAY’S LIMERICK.

A fellow called Larry had rocks, He collected them all in a box. He said with a groan, “They’re just glorified stones, l’d sooner be mending old socks!”

I was when we kept them in a box….

He loved them and set them free. Come lawn cutting time.. he might, just regret that move though.

Merry Christmas Balladeers!

Wait until he starts in on his screw collection.

“its to trip up those d@mn porch pirates!”

so, it appears he doesn’t like his Christmas present then??

Larry’s moving up to rock & roll.

larry doesn’t give a schist about his collection anymore…

Merry Christmas, everyone!

He will be even less pleased during his first spring mowing.