Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for December 25, 2011

Transcript:

Jack: I can't believe I have a son. Eugene: You can't afford me. Jack: Excuse me?! Eugene: You'll have to work until your bones are dust just to put me through college. Eugene: ... Only to watch me drop out, travel to Europe and marry the first bimbo who winks at me. Eugene: Now, if you'll kindly draw your attention to my mid section, I've soiled myself once again... Chuck: And then you woke up? Jack: No... Then he pulled out a copy of "East o Eden" And asked for a Manhattan, up with a twist. Banks: yikes.