Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for May 15, 2012
Transcript:
Allen: Mom, I'm home! ... Mom?! Allen: Mom? Allen, I've met a man and we are eloping to Florida. The house is all yours. Love, Mom P.S. There's chicken a la king in the fridge. Banks: did you bring the chicken with you? If I go get the chicken, can I eat the chicken?
Allen probably can’t do anything on his own—even find the chicken.