Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for April 26, 2013
Transcript:
Pardon me! We've been waiting for a seat outside for over an hour! ... And I've been waiting nearly two hours! Folks, folks... You all will be seated very shortly, I promise. Ya know... I heard that Morgan's Eleven has finished riverside patio with no wait! No, no!! Stay away from the dark side!! I'll... I'll give you all drinks at a... a reduced rate!! A reduced rate!! Right this way, folks...
Dew Drop and guerrilla warfare.