Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for July 14, 2015
July 13, 2015
July 15, 2015
Transcript:
Banks: Who was that? Chuck: Heff. They had a baby boy! Nine pounds!! Banks: Super! Should we shut down and head over for a visit? Chuck: Yeah, I think so. Banks: What's that? Chuck: A beer. I thought Heff could use one. Chuck: Yeah, yer right. Probably a bad idea.
Banks obviously has never been a father. My first husband was not a drinker, but when I told him over the phone that I was pregnant he went out and had two scotches in quick succession. At 10 in the morning.