Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for May 13, 2016
Transcript:
Clerk: Hello. Delores: Hi... I believe you have a message for me... Clerk: Ok... And you are? Delores: Tanzini, room 512... I just checked in 15 minutes go! Delores: I don't understand why you couldn't give me the message on the phone. Clerk: Hotel security. How am I to be sure you are who you say you are on the phone? Delores: Okaaay... whatever, can I just have the message? Clerk: Certainly. I'll just need to see some ID.
This doesn´t end well, I have a moustache as well.