Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for December 24, 2018
Transcript:
Chuck: What in Elvis Presley? Chuck: Banks? What happened to the five pounds of bacon in the fridge? Banks: Uh... It was delivered Friday, right? Chuck: Yeah, Friday. Banks: And you checked in the order? Chuck: twice. Banks: Then you put in the fridge, on the bottom shelf, right? Chuck: Next to the eggs! Banks: hmmm... Banks: Yeah, I ate that.
Pound o’ bacon like a bag o’ chips: can’t have just one!