Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for April 23, 2019
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Transcript:
Mike: Whaddaya mean you failed Health?! Nobody fails Health! Bill: Maybe I wanted to fail. Mike: Y... Wh... Did you fall down?! Did you hit your head?! Mike: Billy! Why would you possibly wantt... Delores: Hey Bill. I'll see you in summer Health class? Mike: Oh.
I failed health one year in high school. Didn’t turn in a required term paper. My dad made me do one and take it to the teacher during summer break. I found the teacher out working on the school building, and we chatted a bit, but I didn’t offer the paper. I told my dad that the teacher said it was too late to accept, and he accepted that. Now that he’s dead, I guess it’s safe to confess one of the few lies that I’ve ever told.