Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for May 27, 2019
Transcript:
Private Frankie, reporting from the front, sir! Go ahead, Private. We managed to sabotage the enemy's weapon of mass destruction, sir. Excellent news, private Frankie! There is another problem, sir. She has managed to lure a number of our men away. What?! How? She has nuts, sir. Dang! Filberts, sir. Unsalted! Double Dang!
At least when she cuts the grass you can get closer to the ground where you dig to get the nuts you buried in the fall! Makes sense to me.