Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for October 18, 2019
October 17, 2019
October 19, 2019
Transcript:
Allen: Hello? Hi Mom! I'm already for your Christmas visit! Allen: I have the lights up and I even got out your plastic Elvis Santa! The fridge is all stocked and what? Allen: Fiji? But I... You said you'd come for Christmas... Does plastic Elvis Santa mean nothing to you anymore?! Yeah, Merry Stupid Christmas... Ah-hl Ha-ve a bloooo Christmas with-out youuu...
Plastic Elvis is nice. But I wonder whether Mom misses the snow on Christmas in Fiji.