Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for October 26, 2019

Transcript:

Dad: Delores?! You just let these local bumpkins in and out of your house at their own leisure? Delores: I'll admit, at first it was intrusive... But they've become my friends. Delores: All Chuck wants is to have an occasional breakfast with his father. Dad: The dog's his father? Delores: No... His father's in the urn. He used to own this house. Dad: Uh-oh. So it's not an ashtray? Chuck and Banks: Ashtray?!