Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for December 08, 2019
December 07, 2019
December 09, 2019
Transcript:
Chuck: What in Elvis Presley? Chuck: Banks? What happened to the five pounds of bacon in the fridge? Banks: Uh... It was delivered Friday, right? Chuck: Yeah, Friday. Banks: And you checked in the order? Chuck: Twice. Banks: Then you put it in the fridge, on the bottom shelf, right? Chuck: Next to the eggs! Banks: Hmmm... Banks: Yeah, I ate that.
Oh. I first read that as “five hundred pounds of bacon”.