Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for May 20, 2023
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Transcript:
Dew: You see Jimmy, I fancy a can of chicken and stars every afternoon. I had one can of a brand I didn't care for. And I knew Morris the hobo fishes through my dumpster every Friday. So I gave the soup to him. But then the ingrate threw it back at my head! Dew: Soup?! Jimmy: You gave a homeless man a can of soup with no way to open it? Banks: Jeez... I'd have chucked it at your noggin, too!
Looks like Dew Drop initiated his canning when he bopped Morris the Hobo in the head with the can first.