Barkeater Lake by Corey Pandolph for May 26, 2023
Transcript:
Allen: Hello? Hi Mom! I'm already for your Christmas visit! Allen: I have the lights up and I even got out your plastic Elvis Santa! The fridge is all stocked and what? Allen: Fiji? But I... You said you'd come for Christmas... Does plastic Elvis Santa mean nothing to you anymore?! Yeah, Merry Stupid Christmas... Ah-hl Ha-ve a bloooo Christmas with-out youuu...
Whos’ the Dude mangling Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas?