Step 1 Admitted I was powerless over the mirror and no man was so wonderfulStep 2 Came to believe that women could return me to insanityStep 3 Made a decision to turn my will and my life over to women.Step 4 Made a searching and thorough moral inventory of othersStep5 Admitted to God, myself and another human being how wonderful I am.Step 6 Were entirely will to remove other’s defectStep 7 Humbly removed their shortcomingsStep 8 Made a list of everyone who has harmed me and became will to seek revengeStep 9 Took direct revenge on such people except when to so so would injure usStep 10 Continue to take personal inventory and when others were wrong, promptly point it outStep 11Sought through self justification and lies to make excuses for ourselves seeking only knowledge of how to benefit ourselvesStep 12 Having had a narcissistic awakening by these steps. we tried to impress others and seduce women in all our affairs.If you are in a 12 step program and you are insulted by my tongue in cheek, you better double up your number of meetings.
Step 1 Admitted I was powerless over the mirror and no man was so wonderfulStep 2 Came to believe that women could return me to insanityStep 3 Made a decision to turn my will and my life over to women.Step 4 Made a searching and thorough moral inventory of othersStep5 Admitted to God, myself and another human being how wonderful I am.Step 6 Were entirely will to remove other’s defectStep 7 Humbly removed their shortcomingsStep 8 Made a list of everyone who has harmed me and became will to seek revengeStep 9 Took direct revenge on such people except when to so so would injure usStep 10 Continue to take personal inventory and when others were wrong, promptly point it outStep 11Sought through self justification and lies to make excuses for ourselves seeking only knowledge of how to benefit ourselvesStep 12 Having had a narcissistic awakening by these steps. we tried to impress others and seduce women in all our affairs.If you are in a 12 step program and you are insulted by my tongue in cheek, you better double up your number of meetings.