Barney & Clyde by Gene Weingarten; Dan Weingarten & David Clark for July 19, 2015

In the first panel, Barney channels Stretch Armstrong.

Dick Proenneke just turned over in his grave.

Housing project are usually named after the bit of nature that was eliminated to build them.

If you think you need a double-bladed axe to face down a raccoon, you’re doing it wrong.

That truly was an awe-inspiring documentary; I loved it.

Compliments of Poltergeist:

Steve: Not much room for a pool is there?Teague: We own all the land. We have already made arrangements for relocating the cemetery.

Steve: Oh, you’re kidding. Oh, come on. I mean, that’s sacrilegious, isn’t it?Teague: Oh, don’t worry about it. After all, it’s not ancient tribal burial ground. It’s just… people. Besides, we have done it before.

Blissful Sunday afternoon my friends.-———-That is one smart girl!-———-Be happy and healthy everyone.

That’s one girl that constantly forgets which side her bread is buttered on! It’s always the rich that have these needs to save everyone. A poor person would kill to trade places with her. And those that are in the middle? That’s where that well know “rat’s ass” analogy came from! As in, I don’t give a …………….!