So, officer O’Malley comes into the back room at the Italian restaurant, only to find a priest, a rabbi and a minister sitting on the floor with dice and cash in plain view. It is obvious that they are illegally gambling, but the cop hasn’t actually seen them doing it. So, he turns to the priest and says, “Father, have you been gambling?”
The priest says a quick Hail Mary, then says, “No.”
The cop turns to the minister and says, “Reverend, have you been gambling?.
The minister says a short prayer asking Jesus for forgiveness, then he also denies gambling.
Frustrated, he asks the rabbi if he has been gambling. The rabbi responds, “With whom?”
So, officer O’Malley comes into the back room at the Italian restaurant, only to find a priest, a rabbi and a minister sitting on the floor with dice and cash in plain view. It is obvious that they are illegally gambling, but the cop hasn’t actually seen them doing it. So, he turns to the priest and says, “Father, have you been gambling?”
The priest says a quick Hail Mary, then says, “No.”
The cop turns to the minister and says, “Reverend, have you been gambling?.
The minister says a short prayer asking Jesus for forgiveness, then he also denies gambling.
Frustrated, he asks the rabbi if he has been gambling. The rabbi responds, “With whom?”