Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for April 22, 2016

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    Randy B Premium Member over 8 years ago

    So… be creepy?

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    Willywise52 Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Just…be yourself.

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    ekw555  over 8 years ago

    pouring the world’s nastiest soda into the kid’s candy bucket is genius!

    I hope you threw in some Mentos first!

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    J Short  over 8 years ago

    My older brother use to put ice cubes in the kids paper bags so the bottom would fall out. He one time put a firecracker in a kids bag. Ahh, those were the days.

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 8 years ago

    It’s mostly candy anyway.

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    ChessPirate  over 8 years ago

    And just think… because of you, when the kid gets home, he’ll have one giant caramel ball of candy!

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    HabaneroBuck  over 8 years ago

    Oh, Mr. Pibb, what happened to you? Why did you not continue school and become a Dr.?

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    herdleader53  over 8 years ago

    “I got a rock.”

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