Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for April 25, 2016

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    John Wiley Premium Member over 8 years ago

    A wing ho? LOL! I’m gonna use that! (from a safe distance)

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    J Short  over 8 years ago

    A remember my Grandma asking if I wanted a peanut butter and jelly sandwich or a ham sandwich. I said ham. She says well your getting peanut butter and jelly.

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    Coyoty Premium Member over 8 years ago

    What Groupon is about to expire?

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    WaitingMan  over 8 years ago

    My local Wing Hoes (aka Hooters) went out of business several years ago. Seems the appearance of scantily clad waitresses wasn’t enough to make up for inedible food.

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    Willywise52 Premium Member over 8 years ago

    Just let the wife pick.

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    ChessPirate  over 8 years ago

    “Wok This Way?”“No.”“Syrian Dipity?”“No.”“En Thai Sing?”“No.”“P.J. Piehole?”“No.”“Soon Fat?”“No!

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    bilbrlsn  over 8 years ago

    Wife won’t pick./ When she says “anywhere” I just shut up and drive. Where we go is where we end up.

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    SkyFisher  over 8 years ago

    I forget which stand up comic it was, but:“So, I wanna open a restaurant and call it ‘I don’t know where do you wanna go?’”

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    Jeff0811  over 8 years ago

    Her picks, “No, Absolutely not, The hell you will and No,” is where I usually up the ante, “Ok, what would you like to make at home then”? Tell you what, you let me take you to “Wing Hoe’s”, and when we get home I ’ll take you to “Oh God, Yes!”, how does that sound?

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