There was an online discussion a while back about how to best inform your former lovers of an STD. I suggested a singing telegram, to the tune of “I’ve got a brand new pair of rollerskates”.
“I’ve got a brand new crotch infection, I think it’s an STD -
I think you should come to the clinic and get tested with me!"
There was an online discussion a while back about how to best inform your former lovers of an STD. I suggested a singing telegram, to the tune of “I’ve got a brand new pair of rollerskates”.
“I’ve got a brand new crotch infection, I think it’s an STD -
I think you should come to the clinic and get tested with me!"