Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for July 15, 2019

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    Goat  over 5 years ago

    Had this comic been published today, I would have thought he was referring to the incumbent Brazillian president when he said ‘Brazil nut’.

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    Qiset  over 5 years ago

    His last line reminds me of the group “The Dead South”.

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    fujiman  over 5 years ago

    Some years ago there was an attempt to change the name of Brazil nuts to Amazonians. It never stuck.

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    Cozmik Cowboy  over 5 years ago

    Excellent, Scott. But, for the etymological record, to fail to deliver on a promise is to “reneg” – with 2 Es, no I. It is a shortening of “renegotiate”.

    And “Gypsie” is an ethnic slur; the people it refers to are Roma.

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    Ray*C  over 5 years ago

    That’s a bald-faced lie!

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    Ray*C  over 5 years ago

    A gay time was had by all. We want to cripple Iran’s funding of terrorists. Why is “Black Friday” still OK? It shouldn’t stand a Chinaman’s chance. We went Dutch at the restaurant, and the waiter tried to gyp me. …and we still have the Washington Redskins and the Florida State Seminoles. Am I beating a dead horse here? PETA would come after me, beat me like a rented mule.

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    Nuliajuk  over 5 years ago

    Racists are really easy to swindle

    Ha ha, yes they really are, aren’t they?

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    Nick Danger  over 5 years ago

    If “Honky” is permissible, then so are all the rest. You can’t have it both ways.

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    Stephen Gilberg  over 5 years ago

    How sinister.

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    Thehag  over 5 years ago

    I had a you kid ask me “Whuz zup Cracker?”He was very young, I was walking my dog near a playground that he and and a couple of friends were walking away from. I didn’t react just ignored them and kept walking but was close enough to hear the slightly older girl use a shushing tone and he asked her “Why? What’s it mean?”

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    Bob Jones  over 5 years ago

    On the fail to deliver on a promise, I hope he wasn’t implying that the word renege is racist. That would simply demonstrate Scott’s ignorance, much as so many people make the same error. The pronunciation of the word SOUNDS as if it might be racist, but it ain’t. (I used ain’t because it’s better than aresn’t)

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    jaytem  over 4 years ago

    What a feeble-minded projection of miscomprehension the last couple of Scott Meyer socio-political “gas bubbles” have been. This comic-book aficionado/philosopher then continues on by proving that as an accuser he is a hypocritical bag of self-righteous and self-aggrandizing hot air. Too utterly full of TDS to think coherently upon any subject more complicated than telling the same joke over with 3500 variations of the same basic theme, he should realize that his forte is basically “fifty ways to insult your friends & co-workers”.

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