Basic Instructions by Scott Meyer for October 21, 2024

Gotta have pretty big pockets, for a large bag.

Actually, nice restaurants are also unlikely to sell bananas.

My two foods are pizza and sammiches.

You can put anything on a pizza or a sammich.

Disturbingly appealing.

I told the waitress, “Make it simple, give me 5 pounds of fried food.”

There is a precedent for someone living a long time with almost no food variety, but not bananas and junk food.

Mmmmmmmm modified milk ingredients