B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for May 03, 2010

Sounded like that to me to!

Good Morning, LuvH8, Grog, Dogsniff & Ladywolf.

Wasn’t there an Original Star Trek episode something like this?!

The Tholian Web?

They’re reptiles, but, in any event, Love is the Plan, the Plan is Death …

Good morning **Lonewolf and esteem fellow comic lovers.

Now I’m sleepy. Yawn! ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

Is that Jack Webb?

It was the whales. Took two up in the borrowed spaceship.

Well, it’s spring, I can’t walk down the path to the barn first thing in the morning without getting a face full of spidey webs!

Reptile.

Good Morning Gang! reminds me of the time when my sister went to my grandmother’s outhouse and a spider got a little too friendly. You could hear that scream for miles.

I have to live with spiders regularly as I live in a basement apartment… Those who get too close to me take their lives in their hands, whereas if they stay away from me, then they get to live. :)

Good Morning to ALL!!!

He has good ears. I’m not sure I could tell the difference between an amphibian scream and a mammal scream.

Turtle snapping under the stress?

Snake scream: Sssssssssssss-KREEEEM!!

It takes a lot to make a turtle scream. But I don’t recommend finding out how much.

Hearing strains of the Who’s “Boris the Spider.”

Good morning, everyone!

We use to practically drown the garden spiders out at the lake cabin and in the outhouse in DDT (this was way way way long ago). I am utterly ashamed of that but we were kids and didn’t know any better.

For some reason spiders now feel sacred to me.

Sudden spiders still make my skin crawl, but I do everything I can now not to disturb them.

Kingdom: Animalia - Phylum: Chordata - Subphylum: Vertebrata - Class: Reptilia - Order: Testudines

There’s got to be an off-color joke somewhere in Order: Testudines.

I used to work in a shop where there were two guys afraid of critters. One didn’t care who or what was in his way. If he was confronted by , say, a spider he would leave the area by the shortest route possible with total disregard for life and limb.

A friend of mine is finally on the mend after many months in agony over a wound on her leg that just kept growing. They finally diagnosed it as a recluse spider bite (despite some of the doctors insisting they don’t live this far north). My friend is out of the wheelchair, off the crutches, and it doesn’t look like she’ll need to lose the leg.

“The voice of the turtle is heard in our land.”

And frankly, it sounds nothing like we were expecting.

An amphibian?

(Yes, I know, hardly an original comment at this point - but maybe John has the same problem as the turtle in “Over the Hedge”, who’s constantly being called an amphibian by everybody.)

Some turtle species are omnivorous. So, some turtles eat spiders.

Maybe it was an arachnid scream.

TURTLES ARE REPTILES!!! Why do people have such a hard time with this?

Other than that on little misconception, it’s another great one!

John’s a reptile, but maybe he’s amphibi-curious.

Actually, screaming amphibians and screaming reptiles sound nearly identical, and it’s almost impossible to tell the difference… :)

Besides what Me_Again said, turtles are amphibious reptiles, so the confusion is understandable.

Alligators lizard in the air. I have it on CD from America.

♫The itsy-bitsy spider crawled in the turtle shell.♪ ♪♪Aaaaargh!! yelled the turtle and scared the spider out.♫

Good Afternoon LoneWolfie, Grog, Dogsniff, LW18, Maizing, Fritzoid, Me_Again, ellisaana, Johanan, Tanya, John Pike & Everyone!

Yesterday it was a rake confused with a hoe. Today it’s a reptile confused with an amphibian.

You think maybe Mason is deliberately messing with us? Trying to get us to lighten up on the nit-picking?

If tomorrow’s strip has a rabbit being called a rodent, I for one will be convinced…

The next day, the spider tells his friends about the one that got away.

My daughter had to have skin grafts on her arm from a recluse. I spent four days in the hospital after a black widow bite, but it was a drug that I had just told the nurse that I was alergic to that put me there. Even after seeing that another nurse had written down my allergies, I still got billed for the four days stay.

directs Mr. Writer to Over the Hedge

♪♪♪I don’t like spiders and snakes…♫♫♫

Good Evening, Dogsniff, Ladywolf, ♠Lonewolf♠ & LuvH8

I think turtles are reptiles but who am I to wreck a good joke?