B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for March 21, 2012

Is the next frame a scene from Alien??

Sure sign of spring. Seen my first possum along the side of the road.

I’ve eaten worse.

Flat iron possum. I’m tired of it.

That’s gonna hurt when it rears its ugly head.

If my food makes sounds at me like that, I’m finding another place to eat, pronto.

Go eat the stew… Fat Broads need love too.

Marmoset there’d be days like this.

LOL! :) That’s funny!!!

Eat more possum.

Doesn’t Fat Broad have an actual name? If not, she surely needs one, as even the wolf does.

Considering what I eat I can identify…

I speak fluent..stomach.

The thing about possom innards is they’s just as good the next day.

Possum: A small flat critter that lives in the middle of the road.

Fat Broad must be Granny Clampett’s ancestor. (For those of you who remember the Beverly Hillbillies)

Don’t care for opossum. Too greasy. Yes, I have eaten it baked with sweet potatoes. Possum on the half shell (armadillo) is better if you can stand the smell of cleaning it.

oh, booo

What did they use for indigestion back then? Was it some kind of herb?

Grrrrrrrr, slurpThat’s the sound of the nearest night hunting raptor deciding which caveman to eat first.