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It’s a tough world out there, kids.
You don’t see McDonald’s doing that.
There’s no thinking in baseball.
Maybe someone could invent flavored baseballs, like steak and chicken,
Gives a whole new meaning to “March Madness”.
What goes quark, quark, quark and swims? A duck with a P.H.D. in Astrology.
I didn’t know armadillos could mourn. You learn something new every day.
What were we talking about, again?
If the ref don’t see it, then it ain’t a foul.
Remember the words of Jesse ’’The Body" Ventura : " Win if you can, lose if you must, but always cheat."
It’s a tough world out there, kids.