B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for July 19, 2012

Gift certificate, bro

Think I stayed there once…for about 10 minutes.

Tell ya what – I’ll have my people get with your people…

I had a Costa cruise like that.

Is this skid row?

as last resort leftat last effort heft

Beat me to it, revisages.

Quality Out.

Really old joke. First prize, a week in Philadelphia, second prize…

Yeah, I know, it’s hard to think up new stuff, and i could never come up with a new joke every day. Just saying.

I spent a week there one night….

Is the prize transferable? If so regift that baby!

All free vacations lead to ’ Time Sharing ’…

More likely, Motel 666!

Just have to sit for an hour and a half at a time share sales pressure job.

As a lady once told me: 1st prize, a week in Cleveland; 2nd prize – 2 weeks in Cleveland; 3rd prize – 2 weeks in Cleveland in the winter.

Looks like my ex wifes place

Who do I sleep with to loose this contest?

Reminds me of some of the free offers one receives in the mail!

Ever hear of “re-gifting”? lol

Hotel California..such a lovely place..

yes you lucky sap, you.. You will be able to listen to to sale pitches by both of their teams..

And they will get you to sign.. If for no better reason than a threatened third week of similar lollies, gollies, and jollies..

A very ancient joke.

Sounds like the Hotel California, oh wait, in that joint you can check out whenever you want too, but you can never leave!