B.C. by Mastroianni and Hart for May 10, 2015

It sure does..

Why cure something when you can treat it.

When one of the side effects is death, that pretty much covers everything

Anal leakage, suicidal thoughts, and death are the big three I won’t tolerate. A mans got to know his limitations.

SO thankful that I am not – nor have I ever been – on any medications!

That might be funny if it weren’t so true,

This is what doctors try to do to you when you get older. Don’t let them. Start eating right and get to a gym.

Sounds like the reason I missed posting for two and a half months a few years back… VA told me it shouldn’t have been over 3 days.

If the side effects make you feel good, the drugs are probably illegal.

I’m so glad I have not seen a doctor in 35 year, I’m forty now.

True this! I went through a medical issue and when there was a side effect, they said ‘Well, take this’. I finally had enough and using the internet was able to quit most of the garbage they were giving me.

See a doctor annually and at the age of double nickels take no meds, have near perfect blood pressure and cholesterol levels! The wonders of eating well and getting plenty of exercise… as well as having a “type b”, what me worry?, happy-go-lucky personality… and probably a lot of luck! It definitely isn’t genetics, though!

One of the pills the doctor prescribed for me had hallucinations as a side effect. I didn’t take it. Weird.

Next time try Doctor Feelgood!

A doctor’s business model is called a “practice”. I told a doctor once to “practice on someone else; when you get it right, then you can treat me…”

He didn’t think it was funny…

“I need a cure for the cure for the cure for the cure for the cure for the cure for the cure for the cure for the cure for the cure for the cure for my stubbed toe.”.“Coming right up, Heh, heh, heh.”

Headaches. Headaches. Aspirin commercials give me headaches. Allan Sherman.